Curved Penis: How, Why, and Tips & Sex Positions to Flaunt a Bent Boner

If you have a curved penis, you might be concerned about it. Here’s everything you need to know and some tips and tricks to please your girl in bed.  

It has been very much emphasized here how guys could get conscious about their penis and how it would affect their sex life. Next to size, guys are also mindful of their penis shape. While the normal and often idealized image of a penis is the straight, majestic tower standing proudly on its owner’s crotch, there are also chaps who belong to the other end of the “curve,” packing bananas in their pants. It’s called having a curved penis.

Now, a little bend below the belt is not all that bad. If you’re thinking that upon dropping your pants your girl would scream in horror like she’s seen the meat hook from Scream, you’ll be surprised that the curved penis can accomplish lots of things that the average penis could otherwise fail at.

In fact, with a little know-how and some bedroom creativity, you could use your crooked crusader to your advantage and give your partner the best sex ever. [Read: What do women really think about your penis?]

What causes a curved penis? 

If you have ever wondered, “Why is my penis curved?” then you’re not alone. Most people expect a penis to be straight, so when it’s not, it’s not surprising that it would cause some concern. But usually, it’s not a serious problem. 

In order to explain what causes a curved penis, let’s start by looking at the mechanics of the penis and the erection process. [Read: Penis facts – 18 shocking and weird dick facts you had no idea about]

When a man becomes sexually aroused, blood flows into sponge-like spaces inside his penis. This is what expands and makes it hard. A bent penis occurs when these spaces don’t expand evenly.

Usually, it’s because of normal differences in individual penis anatomy. But sometimes, there are scar tissues or other problems that can cause a curved penis and painful erections.

Some underlying causes of a curved include Peyronie’s disease *discussed in depth later*, injury to the penis, autoimmune disorders, or an inherited fibrous tissue or collagen abnormality.

A curved penis doesn’t usually require treatment. However, if it’s severely curved, causes pain, or interferes with sex, then you should see a doctor who specializes in sexual and urinary problems *a urologist*. [Read: Big dick vs. small dick – 21 best and worst qualities to pick the best penis]

Different ways a penis can curve

Most penises tend to be cylindrical and wider at the head. But as you know, some men have a curved penis.

First, a penis can curve upward, sort of like a banana. This curve can provide an advantage during sex because it makes it easier to stimulate the G-spot, A-spot, or prostate. 

Second, a penis can also curve downward. A curved downward penis is just as it sounds. When it’s hard, it has a slight curve downward. It’s kind of like a banana if it’s upside down. [Read: How to have sex with a small penis – when smaller can be better]

Like the upward curve, this also gives a man advantage when it comes to hitting the erogenous spots that run along the front wall of the vagina or the rectum. You can get the most from this curve by flipping your partner around to get closer to those pleasure spots.

Finally, there is the C-shaped penis. This type has a noticeable curve to the right. If you like the curve, you should experiment with different angles to help find what feels best for you and your partner during sex.

Positions that allow you to work the curve toward the front wall of the vagina or rectum give a man the same advantage as the banana shapes.

So, by now, you might be wondering, do women like a curved penis? Well, most women couldn’t care less about size, but they will get interested in shape. In addition to its unique appearance, a curved penis has a distinct edge from its straight contemporaries by stimulating these hard-to-reach pleasure spots with relative ease. [Read: Can’t get hard? All the reasons why your penis is being a total dick]

In addition to this, a curved penis covers a lot more area than a straight one, giving women the impression that they’re being entered with something twice their actual size. So, as you can see, there are benefits to a curved penis!

Are curved penises normal?

Yes. Despite popular belief that a penis is perfectly straight, it would tend to have a slight curvature that would be more noticeable during erection.

Penises could be curved upwards, downwards, or even sideways when it’s erect. This may cause pain for some men or difficulty 

However, there are extreme cases of penis curvature that make it difficult for a man to engage in sexual activities because of pain whenever he gets an erection or ejaculates. These could be caused by a penile injury sustained during sex, or from a condition, we’ll discuss below.

In these situations, medical treatment should be sought, lest you incapacitate your member for life. [Read: How to use a penis pump – The guide for the curious beginner]

Peyronie’s disease – Is having a curved penis a disease?!

In some cases, yes, it can be. It’s a condition called Peyronie’s disease. This happens when scar tissue causes the penis to curve or lose length and/or girth. In extreme cases, it can cause pain and prevent the man from having sex.

The condition is more common than you might think. Experts estimate that about 6-10% of men between the ages of 40 and 70 might have the disease. It can happen in younger men, but it’s less common. There could even be more cases than that, but because some men might be embarrassed to talk about it with their doctors, they might not seek help for it. 

Not only can the condition be painful, but it can also cause erectile dysfunction in some men by interfering with the normal blood trapping valve that is necessary for getting and maintaining an erection. But some men can have sex, although it could be more difficult for you and your partner. We will discuss some suggested positions a little later in the feature.

It’s not clear what causes this disease. Some researchers think that the scar occurs after the erect penis has been injured or bent abnormally, like during intercourse. However, most men don’t remember any specific event that led to the changes in their penis. [Read: The average penis – The easy answers that will make you a know-it-all]

Can a curved penis be fixed?

Mild forms of a curved penis don’t require any treatment. However, if the degree of the curve interferes with sexual intercourse, surgery can be done to restore normal function and form to the penis.

A urologist can perform an extensive reconstructive procedure correcting a congenital erectile curvature too.

This is done by surgically exposing the penis in order to shorten the side of the penis opposite the curvature to match the other side. This results in a more straight erection. The procedure has a high success rate and can be performed as an outpatient.

How to use your curved penis

It is important to pay attention to where your shaft starts to curve. As mentioned, penises could curve in different directions.

The point of curvature is the area that fondles your partner’s G-spot by adding more pressure and area of friction for enhanced pleasure.

1. Doggy style

This position is a staple even for guys with straight penises. However, the real fireworks display happens when a guy with a curved member uses this position.

The doggy style position is advisable for a guy whose penis is curved upwards because the position allows the curvy part to make full contact with their partner’s G-spot.

Guys can maximize the pleasure by adopting a grinding rhythm to their thrusts, thus controlling the pace of the action prior to orgasm. [Read: All the ways to make doggy style your favorite position]

2. Missionary position

This classic, everybody-knows-how-to position may be boring for the rest of the world, but not for the dude packing a “BoomeWang” between the legs. Missionary is another trump in the bedroom playbook for guys with an upward curved penis.

This position allows your partner’s body to naturally adapt to the shape of the penis, thus allowing a full, snug fit.

The curvature ensures that every thrust comes with an added treat of the head rubbing the G-spot and the curve pressing on the posterior walls of the vagina. [Read: 8 ways to make missionary sex magical]

3. Girl on top or cowgirl position

If you’re feeling a bit lazy and she’s greedy for control, then the cowgirl position would be good for you. Her weight bearing down on your codpiece creates a feeling that she’s being pried open by your curve down under.

It doesn’t matter if you’re curved whichever way. She can compensate by grinding her G-spot area towards the protruding part of your curvy penis.

In addition, both of you have your hands free, which you can use to fondle her breasts while she scratches her name in your chest out of pleasure. [Read: 18 girl on top tips to make sex a lot sexier]

4. The pogo stick

The pogo stick is a position where the guy stands, while the girl wraps her arms around the guy’s neck and her legs around his waist. The guy supports her weight by the buttocks where he can also control the bouncing motion the girl makes.

This position creates a similar effect to missionary, allowing the girl to fully accommodate the guy’s curved penis with every thrust rubbing on her G-spot.

5. The “T” position

If you possess a penis that’s curved sideways, the “T” position would allow you to fully utilize those unusual angles for better G-spot stimulation.

In this position, the girl lies on her back with her legs spread, while the guy lies perpendicular to her while straddling one of her legs between his own. This position is good for a long, slow humping session, as both of you are in a relaxed, comfortable position.

6. The fusion or Volkswagen logo position

In this position, you both sit facing each other and leaning backward while using your hands to support your bodies. The girl spreads her legs with her hips over your pelvis, while you thrust using your waist.

The fusion position provides a good view of your member entering her while still giving the anterior wall of her vagina that much-desired attention.

7. The sweet 69

Who says that curved penises are useless for oral sex? Wrong! In fact, curved penises are easier to take in than straight ones. So if you’re into the deep throat thing and if she’s up for the task, then you’d better try the 69.

The 69, paired with an upward curved penis allows the girl to easily take the penis deeper into her mouth as its shape conforms to the shape of her throat.

If your penis is curved sideways, you can slightly alter this position by lying on your back while your girl blows you from the side. To return the favor, you’re free to use your hands to pleasure her from below. [Read: 18 unknown and fascinating facts about the penis]

8. Use textured condoms

If you really want to make the most of your curved penis, then you’d better try putting on a textured condom to further intensify the G-spot stimulation as you get it going.

There are condoms that provide ribs, rings, studs, and a combination of these protrusions to tickle her fun spots.

[Read: The 13 types of penises that women love… or laugh at!]

Having a curved penis should not be cause for concern or shame. With the right tricks and knowledge, you could transform a perceived deformed monstrosity into a heavenly pleasure machine!