25 Funny Things to Text a Girl & Win Her Heart with Your Funny Bone

The way to a girl’s heart is through her laugh. If you want to win her heart, make her laugh. So, here are some funny things to text a girl.

Women say they love mysterious men, and though it may be true, the mystery doesn’t last forever. Women end up going for the guy who makes them laugh. Because, sure, the mystery is exciting, but it fades when you get to know the person. What really sticks around is personality, especially one that knows all the right kind of funny things to text a girl.

So, ditch the mysterious vibes because, at the end of the day, jokes will win her heart. That being said, some guys don’t think they have what it takes to make women laugh. And, I get that.

It can be nerve wracking to make someone laugh, especially if you’re not sure if you’re funny. But everyone has a sense of humor.

[Read: 12 types of humor and how they each affect relationships]

Are your sense of humors a match?

Some people have dry humor, others are more expressive—so don’t feel pressure to be funny. You are funny, just understand the type of humor you posses. It may not necessarily match her sense of humor, and that’s okay. Not everyone is the same, which is what makes things interesting.

Regardless, make the first step and crack a couple of funny lines to see where things are, and what her sense of humor is like. [Read: How to be a funny guy – All the secrets you need to know]

25 funny things to text a girl

Let’s make her laugh… or at least smirk with these 25 funny things to text a girl.

#1 Nothing is luckier than the dress that’s on your body. The tight dress she’s wearing is making you jealous. [Read: How to keep a girl interested – 13 exciting ways to keep her happy]

#2 Girl, give me my heart back because you stole it when I first laid eyes on you. That’s right, she’s a thief, and she needs to know it.

#3 Is it hot in here or are you just raising the temperature? She’s hot, it’s not her fault. [Read: Make them swoon – 20 swoon-worthy romantic words]

#4 Are they casting for Wonder Woman? Because I have the perfect person for the role. She’s your wonder woman. 

#5 Do you feel guilty about global warming? Because your hotness is melting the world. Someone should take the blame.

#6 I’m sorry I acted awkward when I first saw you. I guess I’m suffering from seeing too much beauty. Now, that’s a pretty great compliment to give to someone.

#7 Are you gonna kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? Aww, you have a diary? 

#8 Was that an earthquake or did you just shake my world? You need to make sure you shake a little bit.

#9 I’m addicted to ‘Yes’, and I’m allergic to ‘No.’ So, what’s it gonna be? I guess she only has one choice. 

#10 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again? Let’s see if she blushes hearing this line. [Read: 70 hilarious cheesy pick up lines to get any girl laughing]

#11 I’m not a professional, but I’m pretty sure we would look amazing together in a photo. With a face like hers, how could a photo of you not look good?

#12 I think I need CPR after seeing your face. The moment you saw her, you lost your breath.

#13 My job is secure. No one else wants it. Make her giggle by poking fun at yourself.

#14 Girl, I know what you did this summer. Wanna do something similar this winter/fall/spring? This is definitely a cheeky one.

#15 Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee falling for you. An old classic that will get a couple of eye rolls, but also a smile.

#16 You better direct that beauty to somewhere else or else I’ll lose my mind. Can beauty make someone insane?

#17 My doctors said that I can never have an arrhythmia. But talking to you proves them wrong. Looks like she has quite the effect on you.

#18 My phone isn’t working well, can you put your number in it? Maybe it’ll start working then. Ohhh, well, it’s cheesy, but it’s cute. [Read: How to make someone laugh over text just by being yourself]

#19 I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future? It’s time to plan ahead, baby.

#20 Is your dad, Liam Neeson? Because I’m Taken with you. She has to know that reference.

#21 If grapes make skin beautiful, then you must be living in a vineyard. This is a good intro for a wine-themed date.

#22 You’re so stunning I just forgot my pick-up line. This is always a good line to use.

#23 If you were Christmas, I would be the Grinch who stole you. A pretty Christmas-themed text to send.

#24 Seriously? It’s got to be illegal to look that good. If only it was a crime. [Read: 100 sweet things to say to a girl and make her heart soar]

#25 I hate when I’m about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. Hopefully, she knows exactly what to say back.

[Read: How to use self deprecating humor to impress a girl]

You’ve been texting a girl you’re interested in. Now it’s time to put a smile on her face and show her your sense of humor with these funny things to text a girl.